Poor Poor Harry

So which one of these fine outfits was
Harry Whittington wearing when Krazy Old Dick Shot him?













Poor Harry never head a chance












I wonder what the Wal-Mart configuration looks like








Harry Ahmed Sha-Whittington
"Alalalalalalahala!"

Old Blind Dickster!

Call me “Crazy” but when I heard that old Dicky shot someone, I said “the guy is good as dead”. To my surprise the next day I heard on the news that the wounds were only superficial, and were only to his face. The first thing I thought, “This can’t be, I can’t be wrong, I’m never wrong!”
Well what a shocker, it seems now that a part of the buckshot has reached the poor mans heart and caused a heart attack.
I hate to say this, but this guy will not survive! There is a reason he got shot and its not because old Dicky is blind and didn’t see the guy in his ORANGE hunting vest! Oh and there really is a reason why they kept it under the hat for what 24, 72 hours?
This is bullshit… I hate this stupid administration, everything they stand for they have done the opposite, Republicans were supposed to be for a smaller government, instead its bigger then it has ever been, we now have more agency then ever before. Republicans are supposed to spend less and save more instead today we have the biggest deficit that the United States has ever had, we have more of a deficit then there are stars in the universe, and that’s a fact!!!

Oh, watch I’m probably going to be investigated because of this bullshit blog. Watch US is slowly turning into Communist China.

I say FUCK YOU, and guess what I’m not the only one, not by a FUCKING long shot!

A Woman is Like a Gas Tank

Some are large, and can retain up to 17.5 gallons at anyone time.

Others are whores, you constantly find yourself pumping and ramming them with the nozzle, its like the can’t get enough of it.

Others are gold-diggers, you keep putting money into them and they never seem to work.

Others are petite, economical, and all around great, but you would never let your friends see you behind the wheel of it.

Some you’ve been with since high school, you know them inside and out; They whine a lot and you know you argue all the time, but you just can’t get rid of them.

Others are handy-downs from friends; ones they have used and abused and now pass it of to you to practice on.

Some like it rough and beg to be floored and mistreated, while others stall, stator, and grumble anytime you try to leave the parking lot.

Some like it rough and don’t mind a little bump now and them, while others stator, stall, bitch and moan; and if you scratch it the doors fall off.

Happy New Year!

You know your living in 2006 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 2.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of you r life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends you know you want to! You know you are living in 2006

I Shot The Sheriff, But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy

I love LAPD, but I love the Sheriffs more.

A Sheriff’s officer pulled over a speeding corvette, after a short high-speed prosecute. Pulled out the passenger, told him to get on the ground, then told him to get up from the ground. As the passenger was getting up from the ground the sheriff decided to open fire. The sheriff shot the passenger 3 times, and told him to “shut the fuck up!”

I Love LA

The whole ordeal was video taped. The neighbored standing next to the guy with the camera is heard screaming at the Sheriff, “You told him to get up!”

Did I say, “I love LA”?

“I Love LA!”

Ironic Twist

The passenger that was shot was an Mexican (Air force Police Officer, just got back from Iraq). The Sheriff’s Officer that shot him…… BLACK!!! (African American) (I love it)

For once no one can say that all of police shootings are racially motivated. The new theory will be, that they are all just fucking nuts!

Today the victim was visited in the hospital by no one other then
“Rodney; I got hit by many batons, King” Hahahahah!!!