War On Pornography? Come on, now! How about declaring a war on:
>bad drivers
>stale coffee
>drivers not using turn signals
>bling-bling
>the Simpson sisters (and their equally airheaded mother)
>Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (that dumb, pudgy, good-for-nothing, Napoleon-looking bitch)
>stupid pop celebrities
>Ashton Kutcher