Thursday, January 26, 2006
T-Mobile Nickl and Dimes its Customers
T-Mobile is about to raise the rates on its text messaging service.Initially it cost 5 cents to send a message or to receive a message. The new price is 10 cents.
Yes it sounds like pidgins feed but think about it this way, lets say you spend $10 dollars a month on text messaging... well the next month you'll pay $20 dollars for those same messages.
Yea a nickel to a dime is not a lot, nut it is double.
In addition the 411 services will still cost $1.49 however it now includes your airtime.
(Every time you call 411 its 1.49 plus airtime)
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
World Wide Internet TV
Great little site, lets you brows countries and their relative TV stations.
Unfortunately US stations are limited, there are almost no Network Channels, most US channels are Christian Brain Washing Shit Channels. Stick to Arab TV, more factual then the Christian Shit.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
51 lines likely to get you a slap!
1/ Your name must be Daisy because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
2/ Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go screw.
3/ Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
4/ Your body's name must be Visa, 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.
5/ Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6/ I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7/ I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8/ My love for you is like the Energizer bunny: It keeps going and going............
9/ That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
10/ I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
11/ Do you want to get drunk and f**k, or don't you drink?
12/ I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" with.
13/ You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause Baby you're the Bomb-diggity.
14/ If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds's, you would be McGorgeous.
15/ Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16/ I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17/ I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Kmart so I could ride you all day long for a dollar.
18/ Wanna play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
19/ If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
20/ Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
21/ If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
22/ Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I would love to dance but I wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
23/ Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
24/ I'd look good on you.
25/ I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
26/ If you left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27/ You look like a girl that's heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28/ F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29/ I'd love every bone in your body, especially mine.
30/ Excuse me, do you wanna f**k or should I apologise?
31/ You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
32/ Do you want to dance? No? Well I guess a f**k is out of the question.
33/ Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34/ I've lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35/ You must be Jamaican, 'cause Jamaican me crazy.
36/ My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead until hard and serve hot.
37/ Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
38/ You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
39/ Hey Baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
40/ Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
41/ The word for the night is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
42/ Hey Baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves Ahead?
43/ Hi my name is Jamie, remember it, 'cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
44/ I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
45/ Was your Dad a farmer? 'Cause you sure have great melons.
46/ Want to play Conductor? You be the Engineer, and I'll go Choo Choo.
47/ You must be Jelly, 'cause Jam don't shake like that.
48/ Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
49/ Hi my name is Skippy, like Peanut Butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth.
50/ Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
51/ The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
2/ Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go screw.
3/ Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
4/ Your body's name must be Visa, 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.
5/ Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6/ I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7/ I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8/ My love for you is like the Energizer bunny: It keeps going and going............
9/ That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
10/ I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
11/ Do you want to get drunk and f**k, or don't you drink?
12/ I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" with.
13/ You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause Baby you're the Bomb-diggity.
14/ If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds's, you would be McGorgeous.
15/ Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16/ I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17/ I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Kmart so I could ride you all day long for a dollar.
18/ Wanna play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
19/ If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
20/ Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
21/ If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
22/ Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I would love to dance but I wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
23/ Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
24/ I'd look good on you.
25/ I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
26/ If you left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27/ You look like a girl that's heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28/ F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29/ I'd love every bone in your body, especially mine.
30/ Excuse me, do you wanna f**k or should I apologise?
31/ You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
32/ Do you want to dance? No? Well I guess a f**k is out of the question.
33/ Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34/ I've lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35/ You must be Jamaican, 'cause Jamaican me crazy.
36/ My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead until hard and serve hot.
37/ Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
38/ You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
39/ Hey Baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
40/ Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
41/ The word for the night is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
42/ Hey Baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves Ahead?
43/ Hi my name is Jamie, remember it, 'cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
44/ I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
45/ Was your Dad a farmer? 'Cause you sure have great melons.
46/ Want to play Conductor? You be the Engineer, and I'll go Choo Choo.
47/ You must be Jelly, 'cause Jam don't shake like that.
48/ Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
49/ Hi my name is Skippy, like Peanut Butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth.
50/ Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
51/ The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
The Deal With The Devil
Can you imagine graduating out of Yale with a C average. Dodging the draft to Vietnam. Getting elected president, even though the votes didn’t add-up. Choking on a pretzel, in the oval office, loosing consciousness, hitting your head on the coffee table on your way down. And most recently having a live grenade, wrapped in a handkerchief, thrown at you while giving a speech in Georgia, and not having it go off.
WHAT DEAL DO YOU HAVE WITH THE ANGEL OF DEATH???
You are the anti-Christ
Everyone hates you (Most of the world hates you)
We can’t wait until you are gone (out of office)
You are stupid
You can’t read!
You can’t speak!
Your “daddy” bought you into office
Once your “daddy” passes (because he is old), all of your, so-called,
friends will turn on you
WE HATE YOU!!!
WHAT DEAL DO YOU HAVE WITH THE ANGEL OF DEATH???
You are the anti-Christ
Everyone hates you (Most of the world hates you)
We can’t wait until you are gone (out of office)
You are stupid
You can’t read!
You can’t speak!
Your “daddy” bought you into office
Once your “daddy” passes (because he is old), all of your, so-called,
friends will turn on you
WE HATE YOU!!!
Monday, January 02, 2006
Don't Fuck Bush, Just Sue Him
Iyman Faris, the only named American target of the National Security Agency's secret warrantless wiretap program, will consider a lawsuit against the president of the United States, according to his criminal defense attorney, David Smith.
"I am sure he would be delighted to sue President Bush," said Smith, of the law firm English & Smith in Alexandria, Va., who is representing Faris in his criminal appeals. "He may be the only person in the country who can."
To accomplish this goal, Smith has issued an all points bulletin for civil liberties attorneys and constitutional scholars interested in taking up his client's case. "If some lawyer would like to sue on behalf of Faris, I would be happy to introduce them," Smith told Salon Thursday evening. "I've got the man here."
"If I could sue the mother fucker (Bush), I'd be smilig too!"
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