Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The Deal With The Devil

Can you imagine graduating out of Yale with a C average. Dodging the draft to Vietnam. Getting elected president, even though the votes didn’t add-up. Choking on a pretzel, in the oval office, loosing consciousness, hitting your head on the coffee table on your way down. And most recently having a live grenade, wrapped in a handkerchief, thrown at you while giving a speech in Georgia, and not having it go off.

WHAT DEAL DO YOU HAVE WITH THE ANGEL OF DEATH???

You are the anti-Christ
Everyone hates you (Most of the world hates you)
We can’t wait until you are gone (out of office)
You are stupid
You can’t read!
You can’t speak!
Your “daddy” bought you into office
Once your “daddy” passes (because he is old), all of your, so-called,
friends will turn on you

WE HATE YOU!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm betting you voted for Kerry. That must mean you like a person who doesn't know what they believe in. Also, if Bush is so dumb, why did you go with the guy that had a lower GPA while at Yale?
Not everyone hates Bush, not even most of the world (most of the world either doesn't know about him or doesn't care).
Stupid doesn't go to Yale.
Mispronouncing a word here and there does not constitute not being able to read.
Speaking also doesn't seem to be a major problem, only a stumbling block.
"Daddy" had nothing to do with counting the votes that did actually add up.

A politician is always a politician, it doesn't matter what side you're on.
Nobody else ever choked on a pretzel? OK, the hitting the head thing is pretty funny.